With everyone being so stressed recently because all the mor**ic lecturers settting all sorts of ridiculous deadlines and work, all of us need some kind of laughter. Here are some funny quotes from the Goo Goo Dolls that I found ytday when I should be researching for the screwed genes essay... and a few from my normal life...

Quotes from http://www.googoodollsrock.com/theband_quotes.html

The Goo Goo Dolls...Picture link

"A girl will throw her bra onstage, and I say to myself if I was the guy that pumped your gas today, would you throw your bra at me?" - John Rzeznik (I can never understand how a girl can throw her bra onstage to a band. It's not like the band will take it home, wash it and wear it, or even give it to their wives or gfs, unless they are crazy... but yet u will have to go home without a bra. The bra will end up in the rubbish bins at the concert area....What a waste of money.)

"Music was the only thing that ever really got to me. It was the only thing that totally hooked me. I hated sports. I hated people who played them. They were all idiots." - John Rzeznik (Thank u john....)

"It's great. We get all these secretaries out to our show expecting a bunch of soft ballads, and we send them home with their ears bleeding." - Robby Takac (they have some noisy songs to say the least...)

"There are two things you gotta learn how to say in life, thank you and f**k you." - John Rzeznik (this quote got me laughing so hard...and it's kinda true...)

"Would I be sexy in the real world?" - John Rzeznik (Come on john....what a question!! The answer is yes!!!)

"What's the difference between an elephant and a bunch of grapes? *small pause* They both have trunks, except the grapes." - Mike Malinin (oh dear...what a bad joke!!)

"It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra." - John Rzeznik (Hmm...ok..)

About their band name... (from http://www.googoodollsrock.com/theband_thename.html)

Robby: We found it in a comic book. At the time we were a really loud, fast band. Now I'm a 34-year-old Goo Goo Doll and it's weird. ( 1998 I think...)

(from Celeb 101) Johnny: We were young and we were a garage band, not trying to get a deal. We had a gig that night and needed a name. It's the best we came up with, and for some reason it stuck. If I had five more minutes, I definitely would have picked a better name

Oh dear... don't change the band's name!! I actually like the name because it's so cool...

Quotes from my Normal day life:

Linda: "Har? N****e got birthday meh?" (Linda is going to kill me for putting this...)

Me: "The Curtain guy cut his hair!!! His gf must be tired of pulling his 'curtains' apart every time they tried to kiss."

Me: "You know what is a （跟屁虫) geng1 pi4 cong2? 跟 means follow, 屁 means fart, 虫 is a bug. This means that u are a bug following the fart if u are said to be 跟屁虫..."

There are more...but I will post it soon....

Thanks to yingqi, I already have a slight idea on what siewlian and yiwen bought for me as birthday present...it wasn't delibrate on her part though...

Better go back to finishing the bloody genes essay...

Linda, dont think so much ok?