Monday, May 05, 2008

Updates

These few days I have been slacking at home and out sometimes with friends and teaching tuition. Sounds boring but I really like this kind of life. Can't believe that I am actually starting my second internship next mon. To think have to wake up early again just sians me.... sighz. But Visa seems to have nice corporate culture. It doesn't seems to be a bad company to work in so I guess I am in good hands huh?

Yesterday Irene and I had dinner with Aleks and brought him to Ah Chew's that he has been talking about. The last time we went there the place was closed =( It is basically the last time we will be seeing him because he is flying back home on May 27. Haha. He got a super short haircut! And he is like a headless bull... we basically had to keep up with him because he is always walking to somewhere out of the blue without telling me and he walked DAMN FAST! But before meeting Aleks Irene and I met a strange ang moh. Basically the points that he made are:
  • We spoke good english.
  • He is from England
  • He was heading towards the airport and he did not want to leave but it's a business trip.
  • He likes Singapore.
  • He is 38 years old, *** metres tell and *** kg.
  • He likes Singaporean women.
  • He wants to get a wife here who is "SMALL AND CUTE".

The point is for me and Irene:

  • I think we were not talking in english before he approached us. We were talking in a mix of chinese and english.
  • We don't care where he is from. Unless he is a football player from England.
  • We don't need to know where the hell he is heading to. He can be heading to timbatu for the hell we care.....
  • I have no problem with him liking Singapore.
  • Haha, giving us vital statistics. I can tell how u look without the exact weight and height. In a nutshell, you are just chucky. And that is being to u already.
  • Ok Singaporean women, so?
  • Orh.... you want to find a wife in Singapore lah.
So basically, he was hitting on us. More on Irene I think
  • Irene fits the definition of small. Cute maybe not so much (Hahaha, that is what Aleks hinted ok Irene) but small yes. Or maybe in Aleks' term, hahahaha....
  • He was leaning very close to Irene when he talked.
  • He was looking at Irene very deeply.

But he is gross! Very gross because

  • He was wearing exercise shorts (those fbt types that hits his mid-thigh or higher) with LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS... those that guys wear to work types. And he left his shirt halfway unbutton at the top.
  • He has super hairy legs and he kept shaking them.
  • He was wearing flip flops.
  • He is kinda balding.
  • I saw his extreme forest of chest hair when he was leaning towards Irene. From the open part of his shirt....
  • He was holding on to the highest handlebar in the train, so basically I think he has a body odour...

I have nothing against ang mohs! I swear! I have nothing against englishman! But that was extremely gross!!!

Wah, basically that guy can make me type so much. Haha. I think Irene is either laughing madly or thinking of ways to kill me after reading so much.
Ok pictures time! The last time we will be definitely seeing him... He called Irene 矮 (and after a while, me 矮) so basically we called him Fatty. Haha....


Our food at V8 and Aleks' reaction to them... haha. He basically thinks the portion was too small...


Aleks with weird expressions...

Irene's and mine desserts.... forgot to took pictures of desserts that Aleks had... he actually had 3 of them!


First picture was Aleks trying to push me down so that he can look taller and I looked shorter... second picture was us trying to make stupid faces.... third picture looked normal, but Aleks was trying to look taller again... look at his heels..


Nice picture of me and Irene... and a group photo.....


I like this picture because basically he looks like he broke his leg... hahaha...

Despite feeling angry with him at times and getting 气死 by him, I think I will miss him. He can be really fun at times. And the following is Irene's reaction towards almond paste as a dessert... basically if u don't understand, she doesn't like it.... and Irene if u are reading this, please dun kill me for posting the video... your reaction was really funny... hahaha.


And Adeline, if u are reading this, I want this mascara from Paris if u ever get to do some shopping there. It is called Inimitable mascara. If it is more than $45 sing dollars, dun get it for me k? Cos Singapore is $45 dollars... picture from Chanel website.



Enjoy them!

Cheerios.

ferngrass Loves her Break@11:51 PM | 0 comments